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Short of funds, the Propaganda Ministry of North Korea is doing freelance work. They have designed this contest to publicize my website. Read the scenario. Write a short response. It’s that easy!
Suppose you are an alien entity. What appears to be your human body is really just a biological life-support system specially designed to sustain you for conducting detailed research on this strange planet and its inhabitants. As you examine your new surroundings, what strikes you as the most bizarre aspect of life here?
Leave your response in the comments section before 12:00 midnight on March 1, 2013. An esteemed panel of literary geniuses (a.k.a. Propaganda Ministry hacks) will choose the top three responses for their creativity, wit, and subversion. All three will win a free copy of The Betelgeuse Oracle.